I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
Did you know she’s allergic to latex?
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
Did you know she’s allergic to latex?
(Source: rubeusholden)
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
(Source: jessidays)
(Source: aaronjolras)